a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week!
Now on the wish list of my mom at the very top: A Fitness Tracker.
“Your father no, I’m counting the steps twice!”
“The running bit is always running out of time.”
— The double thumb man (@double thumb) July 19, 2019
Every night leads one of the twin molecule Chen this dialogue:
“Sin and the holidays?”
“Is go nis in Kindagagen?”
“Because we are in Urlaup fahn?”
“So it is!”
And then it sits up and makes his mini-fists “YEAH!”
I COULD get USED to IT!
— Penny’s heart molecule (@heart molecule) July 24, 2019
K1 to K2: “Come on, let’s play daddy! I’ll dance and you’ll fall asleep.”
I have questions.
— the tree woman (@floor woman’s) July 24, 2019
sleep time. K1 finds something red, flabby in the bed. “A MAAADE!”
I crushed the part, smell it. “Tomato sauce! From The Dinner.“
K1 is skeptical. I lick to prove it. K1 is satisfied.
I also licked a Made, so that the child sleeps at last.
— nurse doctor (@SchwesterFD) July 25, 2019
“mom, you have a birthday soon. Are you excited?”
“Yes, of course, I love to have a birthday.”
“How old are you gonna be?”
“Whaaat? Since there were still dinosaurs when you were a child!”
Clear. I like to remember the iguanodon herds on their summer migration through the field in front of the house.
Juliet Gibb (@mamigration) July 23, 2019
K2 is waving in the kitchen, before she goes into the hallway. “Good-Bye, Butter!” It has a very intimate relationship with food. pic.twitter.com/m8GNMHzces
— Schokominza (@silly Mama) July 25, 2019
[a daughter I’m going to the bathroom]
“feeertig! Someone comes to wipe?”
me:”Yeah, of course. Like. I’ve been waiting all day on this very wonderful Moment!”
Who’s kidding whom?
— vacation, Marc (@Das_BinIchHier) July 24, 2019
The 3jhrge makes a stain on his t-Shirt. “People are watching.”, he says with a bathing suit on the head, he doesn’t want to take off since this morning.
— herb of prey (@herb-robbery) July 22, 2019
Some of the children to the horrors from the sleep, because you dream of monsters, or evil pirates. K1 dreams of flags and scares with the words: “the fact Is that Hessen or Thüringen?”
all you need to know about our strange little family at all.
L’enfer, c’est les autres (@Chris_Zwitscher) July 22, 2019
summer holiday. Boredom is sooo important for children.
“mom, why is it called ‘mixed meat’ and not ‘minced mixed meat’?”
— Hummel family (@Hummel family) July 22, 2019
The 5-Year-old has brought with him from the day-care centre, a new word “Wattefog”. Don’t know what it means.
Or, as the Americans what the fuck says “”.
— The Gasser (@Magda water) July 21, 2019
Each week, we select the case of Twitter, the Tweets that we find the most Fun. Thanks for the anecdotes from your family life, you can sweeten us the free days!
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on The death of Jesper Juul
Thank you, Jesper Juul, that you have made for children is so strong!
By Susanne Baller indicator
star journey of the worlds
Sicily in the spring with flight and half Board from € 899,-
helicopter parents – a lot of backbiting, but the concept works
pain relief: A comb in the Hand to make contractions more bearable
This High-five welded together – how a soccer Star and a little Boy
By Susanne Baller
measure in the USA
found Students in Oregon can now a also because of their mental health at home biting
Brilliant sales trick
eleven-year-old Boy offers “ice cold beer”. Then the police comes and is impressed
Tweets of the week
“thanks to the two-year-old I now know what ‘son of a bitch!’ means”
C. Tauzher: The Pubertäterin
fatigue and laziness rule the holidays, how to help the teenager only?
paddling pool for children: you should look for
on each of the heart: three-year-old when her mother, what forgiveness means
By Susanne shooting 40 new Levels of Mahjong – free to play! Play
fever, diarrhea & co.
travel pharmacy for Baby and toddler: you need to think about
Tweets of the week
daughter (6): “mom, I want a new bed relationship!”
Baby wakes up due to noise
sleepless nights due to squeaking parquet: father invents solution
mother sues for damages, because the Down was not recognized syndrome and your child
sleep aid for your Baby: These five ideas for children weighing in the bedroom
A touching story, how an autistic Boy and his integration aide learned
To the Online-Petition against early school enrollment: enrollment date will be brought forward
C. Tauzher: The Pubertäterin
environment with a lot of cling film to know: As the teenage girl wants to save the planet
world and travel
reading four-year-old throws up in Spain in a bottle into the sea and receives a response from Moscow
classic children’s book: The most beautiful stories for the little bookworms