go have fun with the Tweets of the week and all the beautiful to choose!
cries from the nursery.
“My ear hurts!”, the 4-year sobs.
I’ll take him on the Arm, question what is going on.
“I turn gezieht!! They hurt a lot!!“
— father and son (@Vater_und_S) May 22, 2019
If the K2 from above calls out “I’ve got everything under control!”, then I search in a panic, the liability-documents…
— puppy mom (@puppy mom) May 22, 2019
In the supermarket, if I have any nerd-chick reports from their intelligence beasts of children, because I couldn’t hide fast enough in the Ice…
… then says Child2: “dad, the booger of noon today, I was still in the pocket.“
— The double thumb man (@double thumb) May 23, 2019
What I wanted to do when I grow up:
– TV stay up late to watch as often and long as I want got
What I in addition:
– fitted sheet winding
tile grout cleaning
– kettle descale the machine
lint screen clean
— Not Chevy Chase (@DrWaumiau) May 24, 2019
As a Baby is washed, as an old man is washed, but in between, you have to make it yourself?
— woman annoyed (@FGenervt) May 21, 2019
K2 (2): “The dog nuppert.”
I: “Introductory, it is called introductory”
K2: “SCH, the dog nuppert.”
— spring shoots (@Jule848) May 23, 2019
you Know these sentences, the only parents say?
I got a new one.
“Please, no cheese punch!” pic.twitter.com/LkM3hB7lhw
— stained-glass pearl (@stained-glass bead) May 23, 2019
“I’ll NEVER go BACK to ANYTHING WITH SUGAR, IF YOU ALLOW ME NOW, NO MORE CHOCOLATE!!”
The child has interesting semi-on the topic of penalties.
— Ruhrmuddi (@Lurle) May 23, 2019
[daughter also want something from the Pudding]
“I’m sorry, there is unfortunately, the alcohol in it.”
“But K2 has also eaten it.”
The chain of reasoning was from the beginning totally rusty.
— Marc seillaise (@Das_BinIchHier) May 23, 2019
#RT: pay no attention If your two (Small)children receive a 10€ ticket for the moneybox as a gift, with the note, to share this, is to leave you alone, if a pair of scissors in the vicinity!
— 𝒥uliepulie (@juliepulie3) May 19, 2019