a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a nice weekend!
“mom, the Basketball, it creates a flower-pot umzukegeln. The flower pot, however, is shattered. I tried now eight times – it’s real 🙂 ”
— Fl (@mingoberlin) May 2, 2019
I Just walked to a gas station over, and suddenly I have a Capri sun, two Snickers, and a Magnum almond. I am a four year old with a debit card.
— Christian Boxenlude (@boxenlude) May 5, 2019
So it begins: The child has told for the first Time (in the game): “mom is a witch.” the
— Anna Aridzanjan (@text machine) May 5, 2019
woman gets in front of me with her little boy in the train and asks him in a low voice: “not many adults, so you can what?” of
The Boy: “have fun.” the
Better I can’t describe adulthood.
— Shiny (@Shiny1jux) May 5, 2019
New colleague, your phone:
pulls out, “Look: the first steps of the child. The first Wave, Clap, etc. you Have also photographed the milestones of the child that you’re proud of?”
me: “Yeah, look: here he is eating his own Pizza.”
colleague: “Ok. More?”
I: “How, more?”
— FrauZause (@zaus_e) May 6, 2019
In our centre, the wardrobe was now spoken simultaneously in German, Chinese, Polish and Farsi. And everything sounded like: “Now please put on finally, the shoes!”
— Stefan Heinrichs – Say yes to Europe (@stefnhs) May 7, 2019
“The Band I saw yesterday, I heard that already in the seventh class, as long as I like.” the
seven-year-old: “Yes. This is insane … exciting.”
Wow. I moron thought, up to the puberty, I could still enjoy his respect.
— Gebbi Gibson (@GebbiGibson) May 8, 2019
The four-year-old: “A girl from the Kindergarten to pray quite differently than we do. The kneeling on the ground, and then makes with the arms and the head down.“ the
“And what do you think?”
*excited*: “Good. Because of the power of Sport AND pray. It’s so boring.“
free to play game.
— ⭐awesome asterisk⭐ iPhone app (@BeiAnja) May 9, 2019
waiter: Hello, today I am your waiter 🙂
dad: Hello, today I am a guest here! 😂
waiter: May I take the drinks? 🙄
dad: A pedestrian…uh nah! A cyclist 🤣
The Baby: 😐
The dog: 😐
(Therefore, always mind. 20% gratuity, people)
— Plast thick bottle (@worm other cord) May 1, 2019
K1 is a torment to me, K2 I love the most.
K3 makes me sad. About K4, I wonder K5 I had imagined it differently, but that is okay. the
Call since 2012, my crime novels such as the file and in the head and killing sometimes, in the parent bubble
— Till Raether (@till raether) May 5, 2019