a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a happy new year we wish!
Related to K1:
“you Had yesterday, beautiful happa happa?”
” … ”
“…and after that, You were so tired, that You made a Boo-Boo?”
” … ”
“…did You do then schlafi schlafi?”
*K1 turns to us*
“Can’t he talk normal?”
— Christmas Marc (@Das_BinIchHier) December 25, 2018
the small niece said, the Santa Claus speak as I do. I can not judge, unfortunately, because I happened to walk in just as he came.
— Katja Berlin (@Katja Berlin) December 25, 2018
“Oh! That’s why I always found that so easy.“ – Just came out, my sister thought it meant “red cabbage remains red cabbage, and red Cabbage remains red Cabbage”.
— insa. oh insa. (@inschka) December 24, 2018
“play dad we You a number think and if you like me, you get a point!-”
after 15 minutes: 0 points! It will be exciting…
— Etienne UMF (@I) December 23, 2018
drinking coffee at grandma’s encouraging village.
I’m like, “man grandma, you’re here, even LTE!”
grandma: “No, Eritreans are the one! But all are nice!“
— Antreh (@nnamrreherdna) December 24, 2018
36 years of marriage, with all its UPS and downs. Child. Pleasant prosperity is. Healthy. – This marital bliss is, of all things, today came to an abrupt end and in a filthy divorce break: parents discuss whether or croquettes or dumplings as a side dish.
— Olympique Marcel (@Marcel Lindenau) December 24, 2018
Me: “I now eat more often times vegan.” the
Me: “I wanted to make now, but not a big thing at Christmas out of it.” the
mother: “Hm, okay!”
sister: “Oh, God, Julia, this is worse than the Moment when you said that you’re a lesbian.”
— Julia Rieke (@July grimson) December 22, 2018
K2 (5, female) sings fervently: “Cristiano Ronaldo gets as a gift changes like a memorial, because he has the most beautiful Body”. I: “do You even Know what a Body is?” “Yes, of course, this is a shirt for babies.” of
Your day starts as great as mine.
— psycho aunt (@raphibuffy) December 22, 2018
“child, do you like noodles, vegetables, your potato?” the
“Oh, Yes!” the
“sausage, please!” the
— Glitzeratomić (@glitter atom) December 22, 2018
We are passing the overcrowded glass containers. Mother: “look at the other people drinking too much. Then also, we must not be ashamed of us.”
— Anja (@Anja amaranth) December 22, 2018
Have guests eleven-year-old Sleep. As a mother of 3 children between 0&5 years for me is a huge Motivation. the
What can everything. This is misleading. the
As they themselves are. Crass. the
…and read to the children. the
How much free time you will gain back. Twisted!
— province of mom (@province’s mom) December 26, 2018
“I want a salami pizza without Salami, Mama!” the
“So a Margerita?” the
— Miss Speechless™ (@Sprach_los) December 22, 2018
“do you Know how much I love you?”
“no, you can never know exactly.”
— mareicares (@Mareicares) December 22, 2018
grandpa: “who are you writing for?” the
I: “With approximately 4400 people.”
grandpa: “What the Fuck?”
Long story short: I want to greet you!
— Venom (@T0xisch) December 23, 2018
The four-year-old son to the man with the press card on the grounds of the ESA interviewed an astronaut who has lived half a year on a space station. the
you Can not make this stuff up. the
When I was four, I ate soap and didn’t know my own name. https://t.co/6SjQDa9d8v
— svɘn (@Hej_Sven) December 22, 2018