a Lot of fun with our family-tweets of the week and at the weekend we want!
For the 8-Year-old:
“will You Take the trash out of Your room down!”
“Yes – Why, mom?”
— Fl (@mingoberlin) July 5, 2019
get the nephew of the childcare centre.
“Well, a beetle, had a good day?”
“What were you doing all this?”
He pulls the eyebrow, rolls his eyes, pats my Arm and says: “What I’m doing so.”
— daskleinste Uebel (@DaskleinsteU) July 1, 2019
vanilla pudding made from oats boiled milk.
child: “It is sooo delicious! To me it doesn’t taste good.“
Diplomatic was savaged none of my dishes.
— Nadine (@NadineTi) July 1, 2019
“BAAAAHAHAHA! YOU’RE an OLD OOOOMA!“ schalmeit the ball man worthy voice of my second-born by the Rewe, as he shows the Finger to an elderly lady.
While I try to sink into the ground, the lady to laugh, and exclaims: “right-haste!” 🙈
— native, from crumbs and Chaos (@kruemel bude) July 3, 2019
the phone with father-in-law for his birthday. I would like to congratulate:
“hi, I wanted to wish you a very happy birthday!”
“Well, then do that.”
And immediately I’m mentally back in the Seminar, text linguistics, and speech acts.
— Lotta (@Stupsotta) July 2, 2019
Hello! I’m not a mother frost, 36 years old, and until just now I knew that you can fix the foil rolls on the sides to make them smoother to run. K1 has explained it to me.
K1 is a miserable smart-ass. I like K1. pic.twitter.com/BvMyGhGaL8
— mothers cells°frost (@muetterchen_fr) July 3, 2019
So I brought the four-year-olds today in the KiGa, happened the following:
child: “Did you back THE pants that slips so beautifully?”
4 years: “of course!”
K1 runs in the group: “The X in the pants!”
a shout. /
4 years: “they look like my Butt!”
— Penny’s heart molecule (@heart molecule) July 3, 2019
“mom, you’ve got a piece of lettuce on the mouth”
daughter: “Wait, I’ll do it for You. So, does“
As I had the last Time Ketchup at the mouth, have told the bastards nothing and me so the whole city is running!!!
— WiViElMa (@WiViElMa) July 4, 2019
the man on The Bungee trampoline called my child a lot of “fly on the wall” and makes jokes at the expense of all the Bouncing children.
“My parents have given to You 6 Euro, and that’s what Better for You, Yes?”
— Topfritte 🐉 (@Topfritte) July 2, 2019
The kids doctor my girlfriend has diagnosed their son today, pus in the eye, it was just a noodle, and if that Doctor is not able to distinguish pus from Pasta, maybe it’s good that you at least become a cook.
— Jenny Kalle wells (@kallenje) July 4, 2019
is The downside of a childcare facility that you may need to work together with the father, whose son has bite marks from your younger and a completely blended hairstyle because of your larger child.
— Cinnabrise (@Cinnabrise) July 2, 2019
K1 has invented two characters.
Peter butt and Peter’s Penis.
The a has a Penis as a nose, the other a bum as the cheeks. He can’t tell the story, to laugh because he can’t stop.
This is a Jolly, hearty children’s laughter – THE ♥ love it.
— 𝒥uliepulie (@juliepulie3) July 3, 2019